Gnome Trapped Down a Well

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Previously independentlyhappy, charmconfined, and independentlyspoopy.

High school graduate, ready to move on to bigger and hopefully better things. Former drum major of a marching band and sufferer of wanderlust.

Hofstra 2018.

halestotheyeah asked: Some new years resolutions twentysomethings can actually follow?


Answer:

top-scallop:

thefrenemy:

1. Wash your bedsheets.

2. Spend half as much time feeling sorry for yourself as you spend doing something about it. 

3. The word “twentysomething” describes your age. Stop using it as a crutch to describe your limitations. The economy is shitty, healthcare is hard, and college loans are steeped. Still: you’re not a goddamn Time Magazine thinkpiece. You are a person who steers your own ship. Start being a captain.    

4. Maintain a saving account that you can survive on for 3 “i’m fucked” months.

5. Take a leap. If you don’t do something you’re scared of now, you’re wasting your mortality.  

6. Get back to doing some of the things you loved before all of that noise drowned it out. 

7. You are an adult. Learn to drink like one.

8. Be fucking nicer. 

9. Maintain your: friendships, fridge, and gmail folder

10. Stop underestimating yourself.

Well shit.

— 13 hours ago with 4305 notes
#good to know 

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: hexxxxgirlfriend, via perksofariotqueen)

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llbwwb:

Lonely in a blue purple sunset (by KerKaya)

llbwwb:

Lonely in a blue purple sunset (by KerKaya)

— 14 hours ago with 101 notes

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via codyrhannah)

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nebranska:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

(via doctorjohnlock)

— 22 hours ago with 22894 notes
thecutestofthecute:

Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.

thecutestofthecute:

Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.

(Source: Found on vetstreet.com, via skookumthesamoyed)

— 1 day ago with 10833 notes
#samoyeds